If I Had – Funny USCG Coastie Military Greeting Card With Envelope

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"If I Had"

A funny USCG Coastie greeting card

 

You can send If I Had a funny USCG greeting card to any enlisted Coastie:

  • An enlisted recruit currently going through basic training at Cape May
  • A recent boot camp graduate

In other words, don't send this card to USCG commissioned officers. Only enlisted USCG training is referred to as "boot camp".

Due to Covid restrictions, families often cannot attend the graduation ceremony. The card is also a thoughtful military gift for Coastie wives and moms.

 

Card Details:

  • If I Had has a talk box in the background that says: "DROP!". On the front it says: "If I had a nickel for every crunch and pushup your Company Commanders will make you do at boot camp . . ."
  • Inside it says: "I think I'd retire in Hawaii."
  • Professionally printed on 12pt. gloss card stock
  • The card is a folded, 5" x 7" greeting card. It comes with a white, square flap envelope.
  • The card and envelope come packaged in a clear cello envelope. Additionally, there is a USCG hologram on the back.

 

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*The colors on the printed cards may vary slightly from what you see online, as your monitor's colors may have a different range.

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Additional information

Weight 1 oz
Dimensions 7.25 × 5.25 × .05 in

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